Werewolves vs Vamps

So hubby and I were having the conversation about what it would be like if werewolves and vampires were real. If you had the choice to be one or the other, which would you choose.

Conversation weighed the pros and cons
Werewolves
Only during a full moon...not all the time like a vampire
Don't have to hide from the sun
Only have to kill when the moon is full
Then again when you kill, it could be quite messy
It might hurt a bit to turn into the werewolf form, and you never know where you might end up naked when the spell is over. The cost of clothing could run up a bit too.
Doggy style would really be the only style now wouldn't it.
You could possibly be able to lick your own crotch. Pro/Con you decide.

Vampire
You have to kill every night to be nourished. You really only drink blood, no mixing it up with a veggie or baked potato
You could never be in the sun again.
You would be very pale.
Although Vamps are supposed to be seductive creatures
Never seen a vamp wriggle in pain turning into a bat
Do you really have to sleep in a coffin?
You would never die

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